HUMANS OF TUCSON: this graffito was discovered in your city by The Daily Show field team.
I AM HONORED AND AMAZED AND AFRAID.
NOW: would you like to see what it looks like when that face talks and moves?
THEN PLEASE COME SEE ME AT THE RIALTO THEATER this Saturday, March 3 at 7PM.
NOT ONLY MY FAT FACE WILL APPEAR, but also my WHOLE FAT BODY, talking, singing, playing the ukulele, and welcoming:
THE FAMOUS ROCK STAR JOHN RODERICK as my special guest.
PLEASE CONSIDER THIS OFFER. It is bona fide, and tickets are available HERE.
AND IF YOU HAVE A BLOG OR PODCAST in the Tucson area and wish to discuss matters with me, please contact me on hodgman (at) maximumfun (dot) org.
AND PLEASE FEEL FREE to RE-TWEET and RE-TUMBL this entreaty, as it is SINCERE!
THAT IS ALL.
(Fuente: areasofmyexpertise)
